Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.

Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao

by Robindaasian October 2, 2018

Boomerang Punch

When you punch someone such force in one eye that the vibrations reverberate around the skull and make the other eye pop out.

That "B" was snoopin in my wallet that I had to give her the boomerang punch. I didn't realize the mess it would make on my shirt

by Swipe McGee May 14, 2009

Stupid Punch

When you/your friend does something so stupid, it deserves a punch on the arm.

Abbas: I Lost my phone...

Louie: Wtf? now that deserves a stupid punch.

by Morsli June 5, 2009

milk punch

1. a traditional cocktail made from whiskey and hot milk, sometimes also including honey, butter, sugar, cinnamon, etc. 2. a close-fisted sock to the tit.

Our St. Patrick's Day celebration culminated with a toasting of milk punch as the band began Finnegan's Wake.

That ho better shut her mouth before I milk punch those DD's!

by browncowh8r January 14, 2011

popeye punch

the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons

john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch

that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch

i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!

samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!

by michael foolsley July 10, 2010

Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

nose punch

another word for cocaine, sweet when you take it, but the next day it feels like you have been punched in the nose

He lets go get some nose punch.

by mike leech August 25, 2006