One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.
by Master Comander January 29, 2014
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by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016
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Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016
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Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.
Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.
by red riding hood July 24, 2017
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by unsloppy February 5, 2018
Get the striplexia poker mug.Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.
Tom: dang man that so suck
Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 7, 2018
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