Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.
Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS
by Turdburglar April 18, 2012
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An insult, referring to a person so limited in their height that their testicles drag along the ground when walking. It refers further to a specific instance of said 'Puddlenuts' walking through a puddle, their sack dragging through a puddle, and shooting into their mouth.
Dave-"I can't see over your head, jerk!"
Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"
Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"
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