puddle jumping 

The act of smoking a bowl of methamphetamines. This term comes from when the crystals turn into a puddle at the bottom of the pipe when heated.

Hey man, I went puddle jumping with this crazy hot chick last night. Then we fucked like rabbits!! It was awesome

puddle jumping by shatteredice18 September 8, 2015

puddler

The same with "gay". Puddler is a man, who mixes loam. And loam is the same with shit. So it means that man fuck another man in his ass, mixing his shit.

He is a fuckin' puddler = He is a homosexual.

puddler by Alisher May 9, 2008

tapioca pudding 

when you let out sperm in another's mouth or vagina

i gave her a tapioca pudding.

tapioca pudding by FB: DAHDAHDINERO April 9, 2017

pudgeworth 

A Pudgeworth is a bloated, fat relative of the species Homo Sapiens. They can be identified by having more chins than a Chinese phone book, more rolls than a bakery and being somewhat short. They are often found eating, sometimes dumpster scraps if no other food is available. They usually claim to work at a location known as 'Mungry Jacks' although no such business has ever been found and this is considered to be a slang term for stuff my face with mud cake. Pudgeworths are prone to bouts of anger if called Pudgeworth or fat, however they are typically weak and easily beaten into the ground.

Holy Crap Pudgeworth put the fork down, they can't make shirts any bigger you know!

pudgeworth by Mr B February 6, 2005

pudding bender 

A homosexual man. The pudding in question is an allusion to the penis, the bending is a reference to the distortion of the member as it is forced into the rectum.

Get your hand off me leg ya fuckin pudding bender

pudding bender by Steo February 10, 2007

puddling 

The act of peeing in your partner’s anal canal. Goes hand and hand with geysering.

last night i had a sleep boner, insted of wasting it i ramed it into her ass i gave her a puddling.

puddling by GMFU and the ROC August 18, 2008

Pudsey 

A place in the north of England consisting of chavs and a greggs and that's about it. However when youre make sure to watch out for the scary individuals that make up the P28 gang. Also if youre looking for weed just go round to slims house and get some tuti haze or go to "the shed"

SLAG - oi come to Pudsey with me mate
PUDI LUN - no fuck that its full of chavs
SLAG - yeh true... where can we get weed from
PUDI LUN - slims house

SLAG - oh yeh that pedo

Pudsey by P28 BLUD May 28, 2019