Police Officer

1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.

2. People that put up all that yellow tape.

3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.

4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.

5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.

Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.

by $LAYER November 17, 2005

Poinciana

Large Growing Community located in Kissimmee, Florida with population of 70,000 It has become very popular within young couples starting a family.

Poinciana is 30 minutes within major attractions in Orlando, Kissimmee Area.

Nude resort (Cypress Cove) located within minutes of Poinciana community.

by PolkSheriff June 5, 2009

Police

In the United States, a paramilitary organization whose primary purpose is to prevent people of color from interfering in any way with the daily lives of white people.

White Person: In general, I think the police perform a vital function within our society.

Black Person: The police! Run!!

by Time4Pizza November 24, 2014

police

"people change their minds when they find themselves needing the police". They've got us over a barrel cos the state has smashed mutual support networks and then makes everyone go to the state on its own terms, in which case we're then supposed to feel grateful to the bastards whose fault it is that we "need" them in the first place. If cops were doing such a good job, there wouldn't be any crime so we wouldn't "need" to call them at all. All societies with states have high crime rates whereas primitive societies had no crime even though there were no cops. Anyway, if you happen to need help, you're as likely as not to be told to piss off or even beaten up yourself for being a troublemaker - e.g. Asians in Oldham, UK reported race attacks and firebombings by Nazis, cops turned up and started beating Asians. Then there's an uprising and all the bloody morons come out shrieking cos people were fighting the cops. All this about the cops being useful is fucking bullshit.

All these excuses are a pile of wank.

by down with the fucking police May 5, 2004

Police Brutality

High recommended when dealing with:
-Drug dealers
-Murderers
-Robbers
-Muggers
-Etc

Not recommended when dealing with:
-Criminal females
-Criminal celebrities
-People who knows how to hide the evidence
-People who are actually innocent

Police: When we find the guy who robbed your house, we'll arrest him!

Man: Arrest him? Beat the living fuck out of him!

by BusinessMan May 1, 2005

police

POLICE - extremely dedicated indivuals who protect and serve our commuities. Enforce societies norms and laws. Also, trained in life saving techniques in case of life threatning emergency.

The Police serve us selflessly to protect us from ourselves most often. dui's dwi's drugs guns fights robbery assaults etc....

Anyone having a problem with the law in most cases have a problem with society, and should refer their anger at the legislature who actually make the laws they like to break so much.

so keep ridin dirty and keep me busy ;)

by The-Enforcer December 10, 2008

pinic

Another word used for picnic, possibly misspelled by one unjucated rancidpencil. At a pinic, one might eat lanch at a park.

"*le gasp* Let's go have a pinic!"

by punkie078 December 1, 2004