Politics

99% of republicans: What nearly nobody cares about
76.2% of democrats: An important system involving and spreading laws, order, and control to ones region that they own.
101.9% of communists: "How we shall take over the United States and make into our other Soviet controlled region, how we will engulf all of Europe and Iran in our Red and Yellow Soviet flames, and how we will rise against the rest of the world and aliens to make what we call Soviet Earth."
"Dude, check out this definition, it was removed by Russia and some communist or Soviet countries!"
"The heck are they doing out there messing with politics?"
by cxr4 October 09, 2019
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Politics

a fancy way of wasting your time

also something old men care a lot about

politics won't matter when the inevitable demise of the human race arrives
"Dude I've been getting really into politics lately"
"are you a fuckin' fossil"
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I’m not with the politics
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Politics is a circus act. Period.
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Politic

V. The act of sharing a bit of time for communication. Synonyms - To vibe. To reminisce. To parlay.
It was good running into you today. Perhaps we'll grab drinks and politic some next time we're both in town.
by sudaphenymn February 12, 2017
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person 1: i really hate politics
person 2: ...what the fuck is politics
by DoodleBaldiBFB February 28, 2022
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Politics

What people on Urban Dictionary like to put on here instead of funny meanings for words
John: Hey have you checked out urban dictionary?
Joe: No, its gotten to political, too much politics for me :(
John: Yeah I noticed that, I wanna quit now :(
Joe: :(
John: :(
by Joesphzulu December 22, 2020
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