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pole slap

To completely dominate an opponent or opposing group into submission
Dude, did you see the football team won 52-0?

Yeah man, we totally pole slapped them!
by BrianTheCornGuy November 16, 2023
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pole holder

An alter boy who carries the pole that collects money for the church but also holds the priests pole after hours.
He wasn’t good at collecting money but he was the best pole holder in our church.
by Dennis Magillicuddy December 19, 2023
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mole pole

by Dax patterson January 18, 2024
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Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
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pole jocker

When jose dick rides and doesn’t get off my pole
Look at jose being a pole jocker again.
by Hahaha_OW January 7, 2023
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Pole

Jay rip got hit wit that pole.
by nickfromdasack April 6, 2023
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Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.
"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023
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