Sacred Totem Pole 

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

Sacred Totem Pole by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

A fish pole 

Its where two guys attach the piercings on their penises together and pulls up on the base of the penis while aroused.

Jeff and i tried A fish pole, It hurt.

A fish pole by WhothefkRu June 16, 2011

sheffield ski pole 

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

sheffield ski pole by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013

swing on pole 

To play around on a pole and swing is showing a dirty mind set , saying your single and ready to mingle

I like to swing on poles

Hey look at that pole over there I'm going to go swing on it

swing on pole by Swing on pole May 16, 2017

walk a pole 

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

walk a pole by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

Smoke my pole 

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.

Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .

Smoke my pole by Captain A ron December 31, 2019

Arizona Curtain Pole 

When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.

"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."

Arizona Curtain Pole by Brambleboie November 10, 2020