planked

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."

I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.

by FazedNB October 2, 2006

Plane ticket

A really attractive girl

"Damn, that girl is a plane ticket"

"I am gonna take that plane ticket home tonight!"

by Robbyk December 12, 2013

snakes on a plane

Describes a situation where trouble is impossible to avoid. Snakes are bad news, but you can't get away from them when you are on a plane.

"Did that chick just get out of a mental instituion? Dating her is just snakes on a plane, man."

by dnatoday September 8, 2006

Snakes on a Plane

The only movie Chuck Norris admits is better than he. He still enjoys roundhouse kicking snakes as a hobby.

Chuck Norris admitted today that Snakes on a Plane was the only movie he would ever watch on a plane. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't need planes because he can fly.

by StyLz96 September 8, 2006

snakes on a plane

A metaphor which indicates a ridiculously, absurdly unpleasant situation caused by someone else. Can be used to indicate varying stages of dismay, or to express the desire to resolve the situation causing the dismay.

"Snakes on a Plane: Relationships"
A - How's it going?
B - Crappy. My boyfriend is all getting his snakes up in my plane.
A - You need to tell him to get the m.f. snakes off your m.f. plane!
B - Yeah, I can't believe the stinking, burning pile of snake carcasses I'm having to wade through here.

or "Snakes on a Plane: Roommates"

A- Is Jay still scrapping with his roommate?
B - Jay's got snakes all over his m.f. plane. They're dropping out of overhead compartments right now. He's all like, "Man. Snakes. Why you gotta put your snakes all over the plane, man? We have to live in here."

by Eileen W. and Kimberly B. September 8, 2006

Getting his Ds Played

Getting your dick sucked

Matt was on the breesway, getting his ds played all night long.

by dudemanbro15 December 31, 2011

snakes on a plane

Used to express extreme dissatisfaction with a given situation.

Approximate meaning: "What the fu*k?"

God almighty, snakes on a plane, what do you mean we're out of beer?

by SOAP troll September 8, 2006