Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.

“Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend”
“Man go to hell”

by Go’on August 7, 2019

kimberleigh paige pittman

The most beautiful long redhead hair and grayish blue eyes that I've ever had the opportunity to look at and the best wife i could have ever asked for. Shes the type of person to be shy at first and then just explode with random bursts of bubbly energy, ill always love you and wish things could have been different between us because even though things may seem totally fucked up i know deep down in my heart that you're my soulmate and that i should have been a better husband to you. She loves miraculous and the hbo harley quinn cartoon and had every curve in exactly the right place. Shes most definitely a PAWG and everything about her not only turned me on but still has me so excited that i only jack off to the memories i have with her. If you ever meet someone as truely beautiful and fun to be around dont repeat my mistake and show her all the attention she really needs and deserves or youll regret it the same as me

Damn dude i didnt know a boner could stay hard fir this long but kimberleigh paige pittmanjasgot me raging

by OddDodd December 1, 2021

Re'Mya Pitts

she is the most funny smart and moody girl I've ever met. she can make me smile by just looking at me she has the most beautiful teeth they match her face so well shes mine. to whoever is seeing this. shes ems always and forever no matter what. shes my first everything except kiss but shes just so wonderful. i love her so so so so much - your first love, Em.

have you seen Re'Mya Pitts i heard shes taken by Em!!

by ineedlovelove June 14, 2022

Going to Pittsburgh

Aggressive anal intercourse that leaves the aroma of downtown Pittsburgh wafting in the immediate vicinity

My wife threatened to leave me if I ever told her I was going to Pittsburgh again

by Gerbil smoothie January 13, 2023

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025