Palestine

A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.

Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed

In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence

Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!

by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023

Palestine

A country that never existed before its occupation

Guy 1: palestine is under occupation.
Guy 2: how if there was neber a fully indepented palestinian state?

by Ffpg December 6, 2023

palestiNazi

Somebody who attacks peaceful neighbours and plays innocent victim when the neighbour responds.

palestiNazis from hamas attack Israeli civilians

by dajjalmohammed December 25, 2023

Palestined

When someone attacks you, and you fight back, then they run and cry to everyone who would listen asking that they make you stop attacking them because they are poor and innocent. Then they go and hide behind someone else using them as a human shield.

I was dining at a full restaurant when another customer came up to me and began punching me in the face. When I stood up to fight back and defend myself, he ran away crying and telling all the other patrons that I started attacking him first. Then asks them all for help to stop me and goes and hides under a table where a family is sitting and eating their dinner. I was palestined.

by Argon Dong December 26, 2023

Palestined

Staring a fight, and then blaming the other side for starting it, using irrelevant events from a long time ago

Did you heard that

Jackie stole my boyfriend? And now she is blaming me for starting it because I stole a pen from her in frist grade. She totally Palestined me

by Your perfect girl December 26, 2023

Palestined

Acting like a fearless keyboard warrior, but the moment someone fires back, transforming into the Shakespeare of sob stories.

He was roasting everyone until I roasted him back—total Palestined moment, dude went from a tough cookie to a soggy cracker in seconds.

by ImNotAVictim December 26, 2023

Palestinian

Originates from the HEBREW word P’lishtim,which the ancient Egyptians adopted for the people who often docked in Gaza, and later the ancient Greeks adopted to refer to the region.

The word P’lishtim comes from the root “Paleshet” — the verb “Liflosh” which means “to invade”.

Therefore, much like robber (noun) “I robbed (verb) the store”, we can say: Liflosh verb for to invade, I am a Palestinian (noun), meaning invader.

Much like robber (noun) “I robbed (verb) the store”, we can say: Liflosh verb for to invade, I am a Palestinian (noun), meaning invader.

by Thrutgsayer December 26, 2023