by a-ric September 28, 2008
Get the Phantom Phonemug. The act of having phone sex with someone. While the actual sex act would be considered "tapping that ass," oral intercourse constitutes of "phone tapping" that ass.
"So how's it going with that chick you've been sexing over the phone?"
"Oh, I was totally phone tapping that ass last night. We were having phone sex for at least two hours!"
"Oh, I was totally phone tapping that ass last night. We were having phone sex for at least two hours!"
by Dick Hungus June 19, 2008
Get the phone tappingmug. 1.A question that has an underlying innuendo of oral sex
2. what you say when you want oral sex
3. a question aimed at convincing a person to engage in oral sex with you
2. what you say when you want oral sex
3. a question aimed at convincing a person to engage in oral sex with you
by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005
Get the What's a phone?mug. With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's penis pounding their headset, person B's penis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindfucking experience.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
Get the phone sexmug. We're not doing so hot in the polls, I'm gonna have spend all night phone banking to get through this."
by hillHouse April 6, 2011
Get the Phone Bankingmug. Person 1:I really need an upgrade from my Iphone 6s!
Random Person: Get A HUAWEI PHONE! They’re topping apple!
Person 2: Wait, I’ll shit one out for you.
Random Person: Get A HUAWEI PHONE! They’re topping apple!
Person 2: Wait, I’ll shit one out for you.
by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019
Get the Huawei Phonemug. Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.
Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013
Get the Phone strokemug.