Parker

Parker is a very weird person.He is very Gay and he has a black nigger dick.

Parker has a horse dick

by Caleb3 November 6, 2019

smexy parker

a GIRL who is a sexy mexican (:

look at that GIRL over there! shes such a smart mexican!!! she must be a smexy parker!!!!!

by p-arker habalabadoo February 14, 2010

Eggplant Parmesan

A delicious Italian treat made from eggplants. It's pretty self-explanatory you nitwit. How fucking stupid do you have to be to search for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary? I bet you searched for pineapple too. Someone should give you a lobotomy.

Fuck you and your whole family for searching for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary?

by GeorgeClooney'sTaint December 10, 2018

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

My mom's favorite band. Ugh.

"You want to come to my place and listen to records?"
"I would, but my Emerson, Lake & Palmer vinyl is scratchy."

by Mr. XXXXX January 11, 2008

Parker

Parkers are a type of dog, they usually bark for no reason, and have terrible breath. They have also been known to lick your dirty underwear.

That dirty homeless guy must be half parker!

by Kevin Rumpuljefferhamelton May 13, 2011

Corey Palmer

A pale twinkie that eats a bunch of shit and has a chode and is fat as fuck.

Corey Palmer can cause a tsunami, by just diving in the pool! Fun Fact: My wife left me and I have a noose around my neck.

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 19, 2019

charlie parker

A sexual scenario involving fellatio in which the receiver makes a shreaking noise upon climax for the sole purpose of instilling surprise and/or fear in the giver.

Yo I hooked up with that chick at the party and totally gave her a charlie parker, she flipped!

by jedijedijedi October 23, 2007