Schrödinger's Ape Paradox

Apes that are simultaneously retarded and highly informed.

I guess all their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödinger's Ape paradox.

Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

The Cringe Paradox

A paradox in which the use of the word cringe is, in essence, cringe, thus creating an endless cycle of cringe.

Guy 1: That's cringe.
Guy 2: Using cringe is cringe dude.
Guy 3: Ah yes, the Cringe Paradox in action.

by cringecringecringe January 5, 2022

The Point Dexter Paradigm

When the shy Caucasian male that no one talks to turns out to be packing a whole meat sandwich.

Tiffany: Eww, Tommy’s so gross
Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing

Tiffany: No way. Just look at him
Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?

by UIU Speed Team March 9, 2022

The Limza Paradox

“The Limza Paradox” or “Linny Paradox” is referenced under the circumstances that when too much emotional attachment is existent in a specified setting, the other person will detach and disappear from any form of commitment. This paradox is typically active in the event of complicated relationships, or under situations that may require emotional numbness.

“This guy was extremely toxic, so I hit him with the Limza Paradox.”

“I had to pull a Linny on him.”

by CommonGoalAccreditom March 29, 2022

The Mom Paradox

When you struggle with something and call for help, and the other person solves the problem by just existing and you look like an idiot.

You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.

Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.

Kid: "Mom the TV isn't turning on something is wrong"
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*

by Guulagg February 22, 2022

Arm Of Ed Paradox

The Arm Of Ed Paradox is when Ed , from an alternate timeline had his arm sliced off. This in return caused the arm to fully regenerate into a new being as this alternate timeline works very differently to our own. This Creature was codenamed by Distraction Industries into the 'Arm of Ed' Aka , Ahmed. One day whilst owner of Distraction Industries was skipping through periods if time across multiple vastly different timelines , attempting to eliminate alternative versions of Rhys who were set to diverge from the path of time , he discovered the newly formed 'Arm of Ed' , Upon taking it back to his timeline , the original timeline nicknamed the 'The Origin' or 'Timeline 1' , he replaced the newborn child of a mother ; who was an alternate version of Rhys's mother, he replaced the divergent with with 'Arm of Ed' whose name became 'Ahmed'.

That doctor who episode where his old arm turns into a human is just like the Arm Of Ed Paradox! Crazy

by The Archiver April 25, 2022

Welcome To Paradise

When you're a penguin who loves to surf.

Surf's Up is a great movie and Welcome To Paradise is played at some point in the movie and Green Day kicks ass.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022