Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.

Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao

by Robindaasian October 2, 2018

popeye punch

the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons

john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch

that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch

i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!

samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!

by michael foolsley July 10, 2010

The Camel punch

When your fat sister's boyfriend eats her pussy and right as she is about to climax she grabs her fupa and beats him in the head with her front butt

come eat me out and I will give you a the camel punch

by Misspunx December 23, 2017

pucker punch

Anal rape; How to describe getting anal raped to your parents.

"Mom...dad...I was pucker punched."

by Dutrastrophe April 14, 2014

owl punch

When you punch the middle-aged, white trash girl that always starts drama at your job in the teeth.

I was so sick of Angela's shit, I finally had to owl punch her.

by MayFirst83 December 7, 2016

punching the cloud

to masturbate visciously lying on your back facing the sky

i went to my room th start punching the cloud

by neil donaghy November 15, 2003

Stupid Punch

When you/your friend does something so stupid, it deserves a punch on the arm.

Abbas: I Lost my phone...

Louie: Wtf? now that deserves a stupid punch.

by Morsli June 5, 2009