Pitty pump

When two people are having sexual relations and one of them is not into it but continue to do it just because.

That girl I took home last night was smokin hot but I had to give her a Pitty pump cause she smelled sour down there!

by Tko2323 December 23, 2011

Sneak pump

1) Sex leading to an unplanned pregnancy.

2) An unplanned child.

1) "I'm pregnant?! You must have sneak pumped me."

2) "That kid was a sneak pump."

by J108 March 21, 2013

message pump

A piece of code that attends a message queue, processing each message in turn.

Message pumps are a staple of GUI programming, since messages are used to receive input.

The program abandoned the message pump and Windows eventually marked the window as not responding.

by henke37 May 23, 2014

procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.

I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.

by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015

sympathy pump

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone who recently broke up with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

She was upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I invited her over and ended up giving her a sympathy pump.

by g13radley January 26, 2016

Sympathy Pump

To have sexual intercourse with someone who may have recently ended a relationship.

I had a visit from some girl last night who broke up with her boyfriend after talking and having wine I gave her a Sympathy Pump!!

by g13radley March 15, 2016

Shithouse Pump

When a woman gives a man a handjob while the two are simultaneously shitting in a two-seater outhouse.

Jean plugged her nose while giving Jimmy a shithouse pump in their newly-restored two-person outhouse.

by Randomuser14 June 8, 2017