Very large African American prisoner, generally at least 6'5" and 325 pounds, who generally is polite and nice. But if angered will not hesitate to fuck you prison dick style
by Toxic Kandy December 24, 2022

by Chris Kelly September 8, 2008

When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.
Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013

A dude who looks like a girl and is unwilling to give his snatch to Mario because that would be homosexual.
Princess Peach has previously been called Mr. Peach but changed his name so that he can get the attention of handsome Bowser. The Princess wants Bowser's succulent dick, but Mario continues to save him against his will, but he shows emotion to Mario so that his identity is not revealed.
Princess Peach has previously been called Mr. Peach but changed his name so that he can get the attention of handsome Bowser. The Princess wants Bowser's succulent dick, but Mario continues to save him against his will, but he shows emotion to Mario so that his identity is not revealed.
by D@ddy @ December 1, 2018

“bro this bitch did a peaches”
by Myjiggabeetch May 19, 2019

A very odd Chihuahua who looks like she’s got a few screws loose. Commonly known for her distinct look of squint eyes, falling around like she’s drunk, her few teeth she has and her massive tongue always hanging out. Often found in Holly’s bed being squashed at night
by Peaches for cream December 11, 2019

Deirdre is a clever superhuman. Dee is a lost and weird wonder that cannot be cloned and cannot be substituted by anything in nature, except for cinnamon buns. Because, cinnamon buns Rock On forever! I have no idea what it takes to be something so delicious, because I'm no Dee and I am grateful to have met her.
by Ry_nwater January 20, 2024
