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Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest
"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"
by Willththril April 18, 2021
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Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.
I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.
by bumchutney February 7, 2022
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saw it with my own Larrie eyes

Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud
The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes
by Lucijana28 September 12, 2021
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Owned Man

A male gold-digger who is at the disposal of a wealthy, female, sexual partner, and afforded the luxuries of her wealth, but confined to her expectations for his looks, attitude, and acquaintances.
Mary bought Kevin a house with a pool and told him he can't hang out with us anymore; he's an owned man.
by PenisDiderot September 18, 2021
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