Close Minded Asshats

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.

Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)

by DenTheHalfNorwegianWarrior May 31, 2010

never you mind

something that shouldn't be important to the person your talking to.

Southern Slang

I'll find out where my boyfriend is, never you mind.

by btlh2oguy July 18, 2009

out of his mind

BROSTOFF

person 1-hey who is that kid in the corner
person 2- brostoff
person 1- he is out of his mind

by the guy next store October 23, 2012

Jedi Mind Prick

A person who thinks they can use a jedi mind trick to get out of a bad situation. Usually a "Star Wars Nerd."

Speeding Driver: (waves hand) you will not write me a ticket

Cop: Ok, you Jedi Mind Prick, you are getting an extra $200 on that ticket because of that.

by Dudeanonymousguy August 13, 2008

What's on my mind

A thing a girl says when she really wants to tell you something important, but wants you to work it out for yourself. Obviously most men are mind readers so it all works out fine.

Girl: Can you tell what's on my mind?

Guy: Yes, lets go and do it right now.

Girl: Wow, you're so gorgeous and amazing.

by Not Nev April 10, 2013

Psych Ya Mind

"Syke-Yah-Mine" During the initial parts of insertion, the male is to dramatically fake a premature ejaculation. Once the female reacts to this action the male will then yell PSYCH YA MIND as he commences to vigorously penetrate the females vaginal canal.

Tom: O yea
Amy: Ooh yes
Tom: O yea baby shit
Amy: TOM baby work it
Tom: Oh!oh!oh! (Breathes heavily) I'M CUMMING
(SILENCE)
AMY: O MY FUCKING GOD!
TOM: PSYCH YA MIND!!!!
AMY: AAAAHHHOOOOOSHIT

by JAE CAROTHERS AND DS COLE November 29, 2011

Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2015