A sexual act performed by a man for his partner. The man will shit on the face of his partner then wipe it off of the eyes in a horizontal direction with his penis. The partner will be left with a shit-mask resembling that of a ninja. Then, the man will insert his shit-covered cock into his partner's mouth when they are least expecting it, thus leading the partner into a ninja-like attack stance by the sudden insertion.
Steve begged me for a Dirty Ninja last night but I decided to use a nicely aged Alaskan pipeline on him instead.
by DirtyNinja April 14, 2008
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by danknooner69 January 18, 2022
Get the ninja 300 mug.A person who hides how much of a nerd he is by acting normal majority of the time. Only his closest friends know how much of a nerd he is while others are unaware.
by poiboyJ August 18, 2008
Get the Ninja Nerd mug.Pablo the ninja is Mexican, has never been seen or heard, Chuck Norris has been known to attempt to run away from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja, Pablo cannot be beaten. Pablo loves cookies. Pablo is loyal, honest, and always keep a promise. He doesn't hate anyone, and has honor, he doesn't kill unarmed opponents. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. Pablo is a member of the Undead Militia clan.
Examples for Pablo the Ninja
1.
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
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50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.
1.
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
3.
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.
by Postwartest November 16, 2010
Get the Pablo the Ninja mug.Someone who jumps to the front of the line at a fast food restaurant counter to get their drink refilled before the person they have cut has a chance to place an order.
"Dude, I was about to order a number 7 at Taco Bell, when this refill ninja totally cut in front of me. It happened so fast I didn't have time to react."
by Bad Obnauticus November 12, 2009
Get the refill ninja mug.The act of one stalking another and then randomly humping that person because you think it is funny and then suddenly running or sneaking off like an average pedobear .
Dude1 : did you see what Erick did yesterday !?
Dude2 : No , what'd he do ?
Dude1 : He like totally came up behind this chick and started dry humping her . We checked to see if the girl was okay and then I looked up and saw him dipset around the corner .
Dude2 : Hahaha , Eicks a Rape Ninja .
Dude2 : No , what'd he do ?
Dude1 : He like totally came up behind this chick and started dry humping her . We checked to see if the girl was okay and then I looked up and saw him dipset around the corner .
Dude2 : Hahaha , Eicks a Rape Ninja .
by midnightmyst April 12, 2011
Get the Rape Ninja mug.Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."
by leeroy1398 August 26, 2013
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