Swamp Nuts

When a person (male) reframes from showering for a long period of time and starts to develop a unbearable smell around their nut sack. On rare occasions stinging around the balls may also occur

Lindsey was about to give Chris some dome until she smelled his swamp nuts.

by Charliebrown909 April 6, 2015

Crackle Nuts

1: A term used to define the sounds made when a person spills rice crispies on their testicles.

2: Often used to describe the appearance of the testicles after being in the bathtub too long.

Billy had a bad case of Crackle Nuts.

by b0nd007 October 17, 2006

Skinny Nuts

Skinny Nuts are the opposite of Fat Nuts, often being small and somewhat shriveled up

Bruh, That dude has some Skinny Nuts

by whittyhenson September 6, 2021

Nut Kick

A nut kick (also called a dick move in combat) is a tactical, yet unethical combat maneuver where you kick someone in the testicals. This will not work on the following: women, some badasses, people with sport cups, and men with penises, but are without balls. This is a violation of the bro code and is unfortunately, frequently broken.

I was winning that fight, up until the point he nut kicked me, and everyone administered second aid.

by DeathByPhone0222 March 27, 2016

Nut Spot

The best spot in a parking lot or the parking spot closest to your desired destination.

I pulled in the mall parking lot just as someone was backing out of the front row. I put my blinker on and grabbed the Nut Spot.

by crazycyrax June 15, 2009

Nuts are Twisted

When a guy is torn between two or more girls, or any situation where several girls have oposing influences on him.

Dans nuts are twisted over going over to Holly's house for the night or being faithful to Ashley.

by TBACE14 July 18, 2006

Doody Nuts

Nickname for he who wipes his ass from back to front.

Shit your balls stink, Doody Nuts!

by bradzilla May 6, 2003