Gaga Nuts

When something or someone gets you fustrated when something is not true. Reffering to something of myth or legend as of Lady Gaga really being a hermaphodite.

You guys are stupid. Ya'll Suck Gaga Nuts.
That's not trueee! Go suck some Gaga Nuts!

by Rawrnosaur July 15, 2010

phantom nut

the act of telling your partner your gonna cum, and then spitting on your partners back, and as they turn around blowing your load in there eyes, blinding them and taking off into the night.

1. Last night i met some whore at the bar and then gave her a phantom nut and made off with her car.

2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.

by blueberry bandit July 28, 2008

Nuts are Twisted

When a guy is torn between two or more girls, or any situation where several girls have oposing influences on him.

Dans nuts are twisted over going over to Holly's house for the night or being faithful to Ashley.

by TBACE14 July 18, 2006

Crackle Nuts

1: A term used to define the sounds made when a person spills rice crispies on their testicles.

2: Often used to describe the appearance of the testicles after being in the bathtub too long.

Billy had a bad case of Crackle Nuts.

by b0nd007 October 17, 2006

grug nuts

a man with unusually hairy balls

girl; i was with freddy the other night, and i found out he had grug nuts. i ran away as fast as i could.

by nympho004 March 18, 2007

Nut Crack

The fine space in between a man's ball sack.

Dude my ex-girlfriend kicked me so hard in the nut crack when she found out I was cheating.

by Nut Crack March 7, 2015

Swamp Nuts

When a person (male) reframes from showering for a long period of time and starts to develop a unbearable smell around their nut sack. On rare occasions stinging around the balls may also occur

Lindsey was about to give Chris some dome until she smelled his swamp nuts.

by Charliebrown909 April 6, 2015