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carpet munching

Eating or licking a woman's vagina.
Diana: Lesbian porn is about the carpet munching technique.
by Chocoboywonder April 19, 2018
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michigan

A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.
Wow, that bitch is a Michigan!
by matt March 11, 2005
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Michi

Michi is a spastic cake-baking, erging, shopaholic. she is a slight cheesecake who has almost as many pairs of shoes as she has items by Coach. Michi likes geller jeans and ugly boys, like Michael Phelps.
Tyler Hilton: Dude, that Michi girl was waiting outside by my car when I got out of the concert. I think she's like stalking me, but I'm okay with that becuase shes such a hottie.
by really cool girl April 13, 2005
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Michigan Switch

When a group of men (presumably gay men) form a circle and put one thumb in his mouth and the other thumb in the guy's rectum in front of him. At some point, the men switch thumbs. Hmmm....nutty.....
At the campfire, the guys formed a circle and did the Michigan Switch.
by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008
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Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.
Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!
by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010
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Michigan Boner

After hitting a pregnant woman with your Chrysler the afterbirth/placenta juice is obtained. It is then used as lube to have anal sex in the back of said Chrysler listening to Eminem. Most commonly performed by people with open option majors. Give the pregnant woman cab fare and send her on her way.
Ben totally gave Tyler a kick ass Michigan Boner last night!
by bonerhands January 26, 2012
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CMU Mount P. Michigan

THE MOST HILLBILLY PLACE EVER!! DO NOT GO HERE OR YOU WILL EITHER BECOME AND ALCOHOLIC OR DIE OF BOREDOM!
you went to CMU Mount P. Michigan? eww.
by mountpleasantsucks April 30, 2009
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