by Chocoboywonder April 19, 2018
Get the carpet munching mug.A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.
Wow, that bitch is a Michigan!
by matt March 11, 2005
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Michi is a spastic cake-baking, erging, shopaholic. she is a slight cheesecake who has almost as many pairs of shoes as she has items by Coach. Michi likes geller jeans and ugly boys, like Michael Phelps.
Tyler Hilton: Dude, that Michi girl was waiting outside by my car when I got out of the concert. I think she's like stalking me, but I'm okay with that becuase shes such a hottie.
by really cool girl April 13, 2005
Get the Michi mug.When a group of men (presumably gay men) form a circle and put one thumb in his mouth and the other thumb in the guy's rectum in front of him. At some point, the men switch thumbs. Hmmm....nutty.....
by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008
Get the Michigan Switch mug.A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.
Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!
by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010
Get the Michigan Meat Tenderizer mug.After hitting a pregnant woman with your Chrysler the afterbirth/placenta juice is obtained. It is then used as lube to have anal sex in the back of said Chrysler listening to Eminem. Most commonly performed by people with open option majors. Give the pregnant woman cab fare and send her on her way.
by bonerhands January 26, 2012
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