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Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
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Mrs. Montano

A teacher who is a real bitch, bullies kids and generally sucks at teaching
Guy #1: do you have that one teacher in honors pre-calc?
Guy #2: yeah man she’s a real Mrs. montano
Guy #1: fucking bitch
by I am beer November 22, 2021
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