never you mind

something that shouldn't be important to the person your talking to.

Southern Slang

I'll find out where my boyfriend is, never you mind.

by btlh2oguy July 18, 2009

out of his mind

BROSTOFF

person 1-hey who is that kid in the corner
person 2- brostoff
person 1- he is out of his mind

by the guy next store October 23, 2012

Jedi Mind Prick

A person who thinks they can use a jedi mind trick to get out of a bad situation. Usually a "Star Wars Nerd."

Speeding Driver: (waves hand) you will not write me a ticket

Cop: Ok, you Jedi Mind Prick, you are getting an extra $200 on that ticket because of that.

by Dudeanonymousguy October 8, 2008

What's on my mind

A thing a girl says when she really wants to tell you something important, but wants you to work it out for yourself. Obviously most men are mind readers so it all works out fine.

Girl: Can you tell what's on my mind?

Guy: Yes, lets go and do it right now.

Girl: Wow, you're so gorgeous and amazing.

by Not Nev April 10, 2013

Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.

Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.

by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009

change ones mind

(v.) To alter ones opinions or wants.

If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015