Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

Meth Marketing

An approach to marketing that pushes the boundaries of conventional advertising to create memorable campaigns, done whilst under the influence of meth

Meth Marketing is typically done by new owners of automotive businesses to appeal to new target markets

by Fillll February 1, 2024

Mile Marker Club

Sex in the restroom of a coach or charter bus

Steve asked Hope to join the Mile Marker club.

by Queen2you December 8, 2023

chocolate market

A euphemistic term for the butthole.

1.) He's a pain in the chocolate market.
2.) (At a bar), hey babe, wanna get out of here? I want to explore your chocolate market.

by Flung_Pu_Panda March 7, 2024

Flea Market Flynn

Flynn is a Non-Binary Zoy (zoggotoarian Boy) He has noragenitals, antennas, and only the Oy Vey Vey Oy people of Tampon Tim. Tim Walz. Nigger. I am gay.

Hey Flea Market Flynn! How much head have you given out this morning?

I'm Flea Market Flynn.
Hey Flea Market Flynn can you answer my question?
I'm Flea Market Flynn. I don't take questions. Only fentanyl.
Oh. Oy Vey!
Space laser may cum through head.
I am non binary demigender. Nigger People deserve to have their genitals chopped off.

Hello Flea Market Flynn.
I am Flea Market Flynn.

by Mongolian Enthusiast November 12, 2024

D Markeion

D Markeion… where do I start he is a fine ass boy, he is very nice, caring, and helpful. There are days where you don’t wanna fuck with him bc he has his days.

He is a wonderful boyfriend he is nice love physically touch but hates when you get to where everything is about physical touch.

You have to love D Markeions they are js the whole package.

Damn you see D Markeion td.
Yea he was lookin fine as hell.
Riiii gurl he js need to come home.

by theylovesnicole December 8, 2024