Mario

Mario is a very reliable person. He has an attractive smile. He's like a father to his friends. He's a good boy, but a bad boy in bed. I love his eyes, because sometimes they talk. He's rational, but sensitive. He looks good in white v-neck shirt. He has his own ways to love you, you will get confused at first, but you will always long for it at the end. He deserves the world. He could be the best thing that could ever happen to you. Worth to treasure!

I wish I still have Mario with me.

by don'tcry June 7, 2021

mario

likes to eat musty shrooms and steal bowsers girlfriends also is best friends with a talking paint can, a talking sticker, and a piece of origami also has a very musty stache that looks like a piece of dookie upon his gace

hey it's me Mario and I ate a pingas also my last name is Mario because I'm

an idiot

by prayden bennington221 February 3, 2023

mario attia

"The guy the loves to fight people

Mario attia is a name for a douche

by dcharles2020 May 30, 2018

Mario-Karting

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.

Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022

Marios

A guy thats gonna drive you crazy. His enormous dick will destroy your anus, but his big heart will charm you. Funny and sexy, hide your girls already. 100% BMW lover

Group of boys: Yo Marios dont go out, we are afraid you are gonna bang our girls

Group of girls: Omg his dick is hanging out

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Mario

Mario is a stunning motherfucker!

I love gossiping with this mofo. Mario is a stunning motherfucker

by WifyAudrey November 24, 2021

Marios

Marios is the guy always reading non educational books but studies only when he is taking exams. He wears glasses and cannot decide how to make his hair so he gets a yee-yee-ass haircut. He is calm but when he is in a good mood he spams with jokes and laughs screaming. He is the right guy to tell the sins that you have done but he will make jokes about it. He is an atheist and also he is suicidal.

If someone tells you a very bad secret and you ask them to commit suicide with you immediately you are a Marios.

by Andy asian cousin November 20, 2021