Machadamin Meltdown

The act of eating alot of nuts then taking a shit. Then you scoop the piece out of the toilet then freeze it in a plastic bag. Then you proceed to take it out of the bag during intercourse and put it on the womans chest and watch it melt and see the nuts in the shit.

Dude I gave Tit's McGee a great Machadamin Meltdown last night!

by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006

machine gun fart

That fart that sputters on for a few seconds.

His friends hit the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart

by lordshanguar28 June 29, 2011

Machine

A word that is at once Chinese, French, and English
Machine ~ Ma Chine = My China
A patriotic code word used among the most esoteric

Yeah, China had the most gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics. #Machine!!!

by HeyCatchThis December 30, 2019

Glitter Machine

Machine that shoots glitter everywhere

My friends threw a party and I got got in a glitter machine.

by Kimba123456789 August 6, 2010

washing machine dick

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once

I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!

by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017

Arkansas Warshing Machine

A flushing commode. A toilet.

Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Arcade Machine

A large electronic box that steals all your money. Very hard

"Hey Man you wanna go to the movies?"

"After i beat this level"

*2 hours later*

"I just spent $200 but i finally beat this level"

by JSZ May 22, 2005