An incredibly hilarious joke that can be used after any question that will make anyone within a 100 mile radius burst out laughing uncontrollably.
by CipherAXOLOTL July 6, 2022
Get the Yur mummug. by EDP117 June 7, 2021
Get the mum drillermug. A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.
your mum.
your mum.
Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"
And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...
Jimmy: "your mum"
And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...
by Senor Ghost November 25, 2021
Get the your mummug. A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018
Get the Insta-mummug. Your mum. The person who gave birth to you. You have a mum even if you are adopted. What did you expect.
by Hsbs April 1, 2019
Get the Mummug. by lianacruz August 29, 2019
Get the Mummug. When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.
Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!
Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!
Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...
Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show
Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!
Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...
Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show
by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015
Get the Mum Legsmug.