Matt jones

Pedo, chases young kids. Needs locking up and killed. This person is unsafe.

Matt Jones, the pedo.

by Thechased March 23, 2020

Matt Hancock

To grope someone's arse like a drunk, horny fresher on the pull.

"Where's Boris?"
"He's Matt Hancocking Carrie instead of attending Cobra meetings

by MattHancock-VictorianGhost June 27, 2021

MATT

doesnt defuse bpombs

there was 5 seconds left on the bomb and matt was on the other side of the map

by bertman1218181 November 26, 2021

Mattes

One of the sexiest guys that live on earth. And a big womanizer. Even with his big belly he flirts with every woman and can easily get a number or snapchat. He's like eating girls for breakfast Usually orange hair everywhere. Has a lot of brothers that all look the same.

Wow, this guy is charming like a Mattes!
Looking for your girlfriend, she is probably with Mattes.

by Mehmed A. November 29, 2021

Matt Damon

A well-respected actor and Oscar winning screen writer who unfortunately happens to have a huge, wide womanly butt much like that of his former nemesis for the affections of Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez.

She has a huge butt like Matt Damon.

by Styx February 22, 2006

Matt Taylor

Matt Taylor is usually when a kid has a porcupine like haircut, usually associated with the ancient Australian mammal..... kangaroo. Can usually be found in his natural habitat 2K20

Nate-“Hey who’s that with the sharp hair”
Cooper-“ oh that’s just Matt Taylor”

by Thecreepydudespyingonurmisses September 10, 2019

your matt

your guy, the one you are head over heels for.

is he you're matt?

Yeah, i'm the one dating him.

by ramen noodle April 17, 2005