secondhand lovers

A phrase that means to Masterbate or Jerk off.

My mom walked in and caught me under the covers with secondhand lovers.

by supernovasandbrains February 22, 2019

Deluded lover

A female from Uottawa who is in love with a boy, but won't care to admit it. She hides her feelings behind her stuffed orca so that she can pretend like her feelings do not exist when they are all over the place. She is madly in love, but she does not consciously know it yet, even though her subconscious is giving her hints. A deluded lover is a retarded girl who won't admit to being whippedazz and in love because she thinks that she was hurt, but she is stoopid.

Sophie: Hey vick, what happened that boy you were in love with?
Vick: omgggggg shut up you stupid jew, i'm not in love with him
Sophie: You're a deluded lover, so SHUT DI FACK UP and accept your fucking feelings bitch

by whipped girl from uottawa in<3 March 7, 2019

CAR LOVER ASN

A true CAR LOVER who really loves Cars and can do anything for Cars. His love for cars will never end.

HE IS THE CAR LOVER ASN OF CARS.

by Anhad Singh Nagpal March 14, 2019

Lena Lover

A male that presumably shows a lot of affection towards people named Lena in intimate ways.

Tony wants head from Lena. Tony is a Lena Lover

by TonyIsRetarded May 12, 2019

Glock lover

They feel like there 50% aluminum and 50% polymer brick is the best on the market when you can't hit anything with it. They always bash 1911s even though there handgun is obviously inferior to todays market

That fags a glock lover.

by Bashin May 21, 2019

lover boi

A boy that my friend is hopeless in love with. He may be a pain in the butt sometimes, but I'm sure she'll fix him. He enjoys teasing her from time to time, though she does not notice it. they are clearly made for each other but they don't wanna admit it. They will probably not end up together because they are both incredibly oblivious of their mutual love.

Lover boi totally likes you!
Did you see the way lover boi looked at you?

by purpulyam June 10, 2019

National Lover Week

Oct 14-20 is the days you celebrate with your lover. You spend all the time you can with that person and show how much u love them. Being romantic this week is the highlight of it, share your love with the one you truly care about and make them the happiest person alive

I cant wait for National Lover Week, it will be so romantic

by Vince Madici October 13, 2019