gumming a sausage log

When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob

My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night

by XxRedxX May 28, 2023

To Build a Log Cabin

To go take a shit. This term is used because it sounds cleaner and more user friendly than the term "poop".

"Be right back I'm 'bout to build a log cabin real quick"
"Aight bro"

by Randall Evanston October 10, 2015

One Log Clog

When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...

Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...

by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018

kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter

by Quarters December 19, 2016

Night-Time Log

Having a boner when you go to sleep

“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”

by P3MN15 May 6, 2021

Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.

Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023