bro-law

brother in law. the husband of your sister. or the brother of your wife.

yo, bro-law! you got a few hundred dollars you can let me borrow? my ass is broke again

by kasyhta December 21, 2008

Smurfy's Law

If anything can turn blue, it will. (see also: Murphy's Law and Smurf )

A: I can't believe my computer got another BSOD!!

B: Hey man, that's just Smurfy's Law...

by akaSMG February 12, 2011

Brillig's Law

It's impossible to distinguish between a troll and a real neocon wingnut because no matter how stupid the troll's posts, we've all seen something equally as stupid from an actual neoconservative.

From global warming to the war in Iraq, Brillig's law is incontrovertible.

by laika February 12, 2007

Bidoof's Law

A joyless idiot, usually in their teens, on the Internet who likes to assert their stupid, controversial opinions in a toughguy style. When you check their profile you see that they are a shameless hentai addict.

The Bidoof's Law is quickly triggering every single dudebro on Twitter.

His blog is riddled with hentai of girls with dicks and trans slurs. I guess Bidoof's Law strikes again!

by b-ba September 22, 2019

man law

If your friends ex comes on to you or you find her attractive then you have to have your friends consent to have any relations with before said female, BUT, talking to her is perfectly fine.

MAn LaW: exlp #1
Joe: hey man, amber is coming on to me.
Matt: idc, hit that shit!
Joe: Hell yea!

MAn LaW: exlp #2
Jesy: dude i think yo ex katey is hot.
Tone: cool i dont, go for it.
Jesy: dont gotta tell me twice.

by JoEho! August 10, 2009

wife in law

Describes the relationship between prostituted women in the same stable (e.g., controlled by the same pimp); a "stable sister."

"She wanted nothing more than to leave her pimp, but after witnessing his murder attempt on her wife in law, who had earlier attempted to escape from the stable, she was too afraid."

by Victoria Marinelli February 07, 2007

George's Law

When you pull a moleshit move and ditch your friends to buy Starbucks for some dumb bitch(es), George's Law applies: "She's not gonna suck your dick man."

{Upon returning from a trip to Starbucks with two coffees}
Mole: (Lights a smoke) I think I have about an 85% chance now. I had a 60% chance before, that's about a 25% increase.
George: She's not gonna suck your dick man.
Mole: Fuck you george.
George's Law has therefore been applied.

by L^3Community March 30, 2009