Printer Jacker

Someone who steals your prints

Man there is a printer jacker in our office.

by Sherri Waters June 19, 2008

jaw jocked

The event of breaking someones jaw and continuing to beat there ass.

Dude just got jaw jocked.

by Quinton lee August 5, 2008

fence jockey

any immigrant who enters a country illegally by crossing over a physical barrier on a land border.

a mexican.

you'll surely see a fence jockey if you make a trip to tejas.

by eye yaman ass May 7, 2009

Twitter jockey

1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.

2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.

@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!

by I Judge Because I Care April 10, 2011

Conversation Jacker

Almost immediately after beginning to tell a story, you are interrupted by someone who begins to tell their own story of how the same thing happened to them. The interrupter continues to talk about themselves, and they never ask you about your story as if it never happened.

"I began to tell Stephanie how I almost got into an accident today, but she started telling me how she almost got into an accident as soon as I started my story!Then she just kept talking about all the accidents she almost got into in her life and never asked me about my accident. She's such a conversation Jacker."

by Dre7179 January 8, 2015

penis jockey

Homosexual men, or people named P.J. One who rides a penis like a jockey rides a horse.

I always wondered what P.J. was short for. Now I know he's just a Penis Jockey.

by JackS17 June 23, 2016

crack or joker

summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??

i came upon a human with a perky butt while playing crack or joker, but it was a DUDE!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009