cool jizz

Great , Awesome , Beautiful

Your hair is cool jizz!

by Kale Cee March 19, 2023

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Jizz Tickets

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.

"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."

by adem g September 8, 2013

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jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013

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Skittle jizz

Is what you get when you soak a male part in a mixture of disolved skittles and water.For when the ejection comes it will taste like skittles.

Man and woman engage in sexual intercourse and the man ejects his seed in to the woman's mouth it taste like the rainbow."also known as skittle jizz."

by moomooboyrainbows January 25, 2011

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jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.

Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!

by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011

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jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.

Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.

by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023

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