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Jizz-Kill

To be used in place of cockblock and fun killer but only when both are applicable.
"Jennifer, He came home early. God, what a jizz-kill"
by ctrlpew May 8, 2020
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fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.
Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.
by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020
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Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..
Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey
by Staklar September 22, 2020
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abracadabra jizz

it’s when you are about to nut and you say abracadabra and jizz on her back
her: are you about to come?
me: abracadabra jizz
by trashy ashley October 3, 2020
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jizz aura

The odor around the atmosphere of a female who has just received a large quantity of seminal fluid on top of her, such as in a bukkake.
That japanese pornstar had an immense jizz aura after her bukkake.
by Sam the BananaBunWankMan September 23, 2017
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take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker
Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
by KaySee101 October 26, 2017
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jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017
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