Joe Bartlett

A name given to a little schmuck. Often seen with his accomplices with his hoodie up.

Don't Mess With Joe Bartlett!

by Langer69 November 16, 2018

joe's jars

A specific type of mason jar, that is not a mason jar, in which people can store virginity

Did you see Joe?
OMG JOE'S JARS!!!
*Mega fan*

by wet freak May 8, 2018

Joe Walgenbach

A spaghetti enthusiast. He loves feeling his meatballs during class.

Wow I heard Ollie was masturbating during class...really pulling a Joe Walgenbach.

by becky maher February 13, 2019

wormy joe

The act of receiving oral sex from an elderly individual who does not have any remaining teeth, which results in the use of their bare gums to gently massage your foreskin

Yo Kiran did you hear Ryan and Chris were getting some mean wormy joes from Judy last night?

by LawngJauwnMacGrungckelstein69 October 8, 2017

Joe-Bit

A person who has a very small penis.

Andy is such a joe-bit.

by stargirl11 November 25, 2011

avg joe

avg joe is short for average joe. it just describes someone, telling you that there is nothing special about that person, that person is average, so he is an avg joe.

person 1: hey man i had the new joe erickson guy in my house today

person 2: The movie star?

person 1: no... he was just an avg joe

by Jake Fletcher June 20, 2006

Joe up

To say something incredibly irrelevant or dumb due to overthinking it or not thinking at all.

"Angelica really joe'd up yesterday when she said "wow! if i lived here I'd be home right now!" It was such a Joe up, so stupid."

by amfbitch May 2, 2017