avg joe

avg joe is short for average joe. it just describes someone, telling you that there is nothing special about that person, that person is average, so he is an avg joe.
person 1: hey man i had the new joe erickson guy in my house today

person 2: The movie star?

person 1: no... he was just an avg joe
by Jake Fletcher June 20, 2006
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joe's jars

A specific type of mason jar, that is not a mason jar, in which people can store virginity
Did you see Joe?
OMG JOE'S JARS!!!
*Mega fan*
by wet freak February 28, 2018
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wormy joe

The act of receiving oral sex from an elderly individual who does not have any remaining teeth, which results in the use of their bare gums to gently massage your foreskin
Yo Kiran did you hear Ryan and Chris were getting some mean wormy joes from Judy last night?
by LawngJauwnMacGrungckelstein69 September 10, 2017
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Joe Walgenbach

A spaghetti enthusiast. He loves feeling his meatballs during class.
Wow I heard Ollie was masturbating during class...really pulling a Joe Walgenbach.
by becky maher February 14, 2019
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Joe Feinberg

Joe Feinberg is an average BC High hockey player. Joe is the most annoying bullshitter on the planet. Joe doesn’t listen or cares about your feelings. Joe is not elite. Joe is under average.
Man 1 - Hey Joe Feinberg
Joe - Stfu you butt face
Man 1 - Why Joe
Joe - Cause I’m the best
by badass765 April 18, 2022
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Joe Richardson

Joe Richardson: Chlorophyll is green
by JoeRichardson.store March 14, 2022
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Joe up

To say something incredibly irrelevant or dumb due to overthinking it or not thinking at all.
"Angelica really joe'd up yesterday when she said "wow! if i lived here I'd be home right now!" It was such a Joe up, so stupid."
by amfbitch May 02, 2017
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