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Bob and Dave

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters
Bob: Hi dave!
Dave: Hi bob!
Bob and Dave: We are Bob and Dave!
by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023
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Dave Mackaying

Often seen in UK orgys, post 2020, due the rise in face mask use; "Dave Mackaying" is a sexual act involving a group of males each wearing a participating member of the acts buttocks on their face, as a kind of face mask.
Example 1.) There was quite a few of us dave mackaying round Lisa's last weekend.

Example 2.) Hey dude, you fancy joining us for some dave mackaying?
by Leftits March 7, 2021
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Dave Style

The act of putting your penis through the back of your legs and masturbating while sticking your thumb in your ass
Dave style is the only way I can get off nowadays
by JakkaDoubleT October 28, 2022
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Dave

Everyone wants to know Dave. Dave is an adventurer who walks the world. Dave has the biggest heart; bigger than a hippo. People want to be Dave's friend so bad that they created a week to celebrate. #DaveWeek

Dave is family.
Hey man. You got to go to #daveweek? I saw you on the Megatron at the Jazz game!

I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!
by hjones3001 December 22, 2021
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Matthew Dave

he makes great saves and never shaves
by devo.jay July 11, 2022
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on dave

"thats on dave?"
by dxckheadedd September 5, 2021
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Dave Parky

Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people.

Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.

Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.

Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding

Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
Hey Dave parky, how do I get a sore arsehole?
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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