almond milk

The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.

Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.

by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020

milk crew

original tooting gangstas and bringers of the milk love. (see milkproductions)

so what happened last night? i got wasted with the milk crew at a squat party.

by dtherave March 27, 2003

Warm Milk

The beverage which one drinks while thinking of excuses to explain why they cant fish because their wife, girlfriend, or significant other won’t let them.

All the guys met at the hook to catch Albies while TJ sat home and drank warm milk.

by Das Milkman October 15, 2018

Milk Category

The Milk Category or Anal Milk Category, is an expanse of the human psyche in which the most rampantly fucked up, confuckulated, heavily-medicated, coked-up, what the fuck were you thinkin, holy-motherfucking-shit, and get the fuck outta my face with that shit- thoughts are banished after being spawned from the inner depths of the human soul.

Common subjects usually assigned to the Milk Category are violent beatings, prison rapings, belligerent homosexual ass fucking, skeet, and strangely uncomfortable fucked up and/or confuckulated statements in general.

1) Get the FUCK outta my face with that shit! That's goin in the Milk Category!

2)Why is the Hippo Ass Raping the Hemi in my Dodge Ram 4x4?!!.....Milk...Milk....Milk....

by Dhat Nhu Shyt November 4, 2007

pajama milk

Male or female wet dream fluid.

"had a great dream last night, woke up covered in pajama milk!"

by The Dudestache February 5, 2014

2% Milk

A girl with a small chest, generally A cup or smaller.

Jon: Finally got to 2nd base with Shannon last night.
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha

by PopplerPopper January 1, 2021

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue March 3, 2014