The Weed Limit

The speed you drive when you're high. Tends to be about 10mph below the speed limit.

"Yo, Brodie was so fuckin' stoned last night, we were in his mom's Mazda and he was totally driving the weed limit."
"That's dope. You want to smoke?"
"No, I got to go to work at my Dad's dealership."

by lumpos grandes November 5, 2014

inside weed

A drug dealer that does not deliver drugs, only sells them at his house. Often will ask for extra money ($20-$30) to deliver.

Wasup bro, do you know anyone that sells bud? Reply: Yea bro but he sells inside weed, you would have to pay him extra to get him to deliver.

by TBP_AsTrO October 31, 2018

Weed bowling

When you are high asf at the bowling alley

Dude me and my friends went weed bowling last weekend.

by Litmane January 26, 2017

Yang Weed

Yang Weed is the massive gamer and gang weed following behind Andrew Yang, our first gamer president. If we don't want to live in a society or be oppressed, we must fight for our fellow yang weeders at all costs. Gamers rise up!

Person: Hey are you affiliated with gang weed?
You: Oh no, I have risen. I am now a part of Yang Weed.

Person: Wanna smoke some gang doinks and live in a society?
You: Hell yeah, but first, let me tell you about my passion for Yang Weed.

Person: Man I wish we had a gamer president to stop us from being oppressed.
You: You should join Yang Weed, he is a gamer like us and will help us not live in a society. The Chads will fall before us.

by I AM AN EPIC GAMER December 11, 2019

Weeded Out

Used in a restaurant or work environment to describe when someone is "overwhelmed".

"I have so many orders to fulfill, I am Weeded out" "Are you okay? You look like you're weeded out."

by Karrie Bradshaw January 6, 2022

weed and seed

when you smoke some weed with your partner and then have sex

"How'd your date go?"
"It was great. I invited her back to my place for a little weed and seed."

by Ostriana December 17, 2018

weed music

music you listen to when you’re high as fuck. microwave music. slow songs that make you feel as high as a kite. you feel like you’re in heaven.

Mitski, Lana Del Rey, and Joji invented weed music.

by fayri July 9, 2019