lifetime moment

(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.

"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"

by ncmo April 21, 2010

Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.

Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022

1una Moment

When you fall for someone knowing that they have a significant other.

Person 1: " Man, why are you still simping for Jennifer? She has a boyfriend?"
Person 2: " I think its hotter knowing that she's taken. Hopefully, when they break up I can swoop in and pick her up."

Person 1: " 1una Moment"

by BallandNutGrinder March 2, 2021

Fran moment

Twitter famous fran moment!!

I don’t know I just want “fran moment” to be on urban dictionary

by AstralStrife December 13, 2020

Ghetto Moment

A moment of ghettoness where 2 or more people can quickly end up beefing due to a minor misunderstanding/disagreement (it is often caused by pride of just general daftness). A ghetto moment can happen at anytime at anyplace it’s also why a lot of friendships would suddenly end during high school.

Person 1: Why’s Tyrell and Alex beefing I thought they were boys?
Person 2: Because they had a ghetto moment

by shilohvvs November 13, 2020

#Cove-Moment

Refers to a disturbing or shocking moment that could potentially occur in the mystical place of Kraken Cove. These moment's are usually either sinister or shocking in some way, but then turned into slight comedy by the fact that it seems to be an ordinary happening in the town it's referring to.

Delilah: Hey Orwyn, how was your day?

Orwyn: My foot fell off and grew out a demon tentacle that is hellbent on enslaving the world so it can make it sandwiches!

Delilah: #Cove-Moment

by Edd_Was_Here May 3, 2022

artist moment

Like a senior moment when everything else is forgotten, and the artist's minds goes into creative mode. Things like remembering where items put down during this time are misplaced, doors to exterior of the building, and cupboards are not closed. Sentences are halted mid stream, all because the artist has a rush of creative insight.

Yeah, I was going to apply for that job but, I had an artist moment.

by mapke May 5, 2015