Ian

no friends

"Ian ditched us for his pedo online friend"

by jackcsy June 09, 2024

Ian

Spawns in at age 40

John: Hey, Ian!

Ian: Hello, John.

John: Have you ever been under 40?

Ian: No.

by Ryder the Sherm-head Asshole January 08, 2022

Ian

Is a very sexy man with 20 inch penis, has amazing hair and amazing jawline, has amazing music taste and great sense of humor. is a gigachad.

Damn that guy's penis size cannot amount to that of our lord and savior Ian.

by Cring Amongus November 10, 2021

Ian

Npc

Ian- everything

by Whssh October 23, 2022

ian

He is a sexy mf with a horse cock.

My cock is like Ian’s

by Yg12345 November 22, 2021

Ian

An ian is someone who is especially kind but often immature. He makes a lot of jokes and can sometimes choose not to take things seriously. But he is the one person who is always there no matter what. He is very musical and very smart.

Girl 1: did you tell Ian that serious thing that you wanted to tell him?
Girl 2: yes but he joked it off

by Jeku2018 December 28, 2018

Ian

A pretentious prick who uses his friends to get laid, then ruins their reputation to get even more laid until he dies of several STD's unknown to mankind.

"What happened last night?"
"Ugh Jeff was being such a fucking Ian!"
"Sorry bro."

by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022