Human

A diesease to this earth a germ a pesticide a deadly virus!!!! they suck animals are WAY BETTER !!!i wish i was a animal but not a farm animal cause then Humans would take away everything that is natural to me spend most of the grains and plants of the earth to feed me just to kill me and take me into their digestive sytem which may i add cant take meat naturaly thats why many of them die from high cholestorl,clogged artaries which natural carnivores (i.e lions tigers any thing with razor sharp teeth not MOLARS!!!!) DONT ever get affected by..you people discust me i hope you die a death more grusome then the dinosaurs themselves and vanish from this earth COMPLETELY!!

If anyone is better than another creature its animals ,unconsitonal love and more unconditional love


go vegan!

by nikki March 5, 2004

human suitcase

when you fist someones ass hole and then lift them up while your fist is still in their anus and proceed to carry them like luggage.

So I finally made it to 5th base with my girlfriend last night Johnny, What do you mean Steve? Well I turned her into a human suitcase! How did you do that? While I was fisting her I clenched my fist, picked her up and carried her around like she was luggage.

by Darth Gaydar August 6, 2011

humahumanukanukaapuaa

It's the state fish of Hawaii.

John: Hey what's that weird lookin fish?
Kate: That's a humahumanukanukaapuaa fish.
John: Yeaaa...there's no way in help I'm gonna remember that...

by freedumb21 August 4, 2014

Humaira

a little potato who wonders around in the school corridors with her pet cow in her pocket filled with mustard so the cow doesn’t die

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ITS HUMAIRA !!!
RUN!!!!

by thesoggyone February 7, 2019

Human E Brake

Also known as the Human Emergency Brake. Someone who takes the wind out of the proverbial sails. Found on any sort of conversation thread (Facebook, message boards, etc), they are the one who always has the last comment. This is because they abruptly bring the conversation to a screeching halt with boring, lame, unfunny, or inappropriate comments. Or because they are just generally disliked by others and nobody wants to engage them in further discussions.

We were having a funny conversation on my Facebook page and then Jonny, the Human E Brake, chimed in and the whole thread just died a miserable death.

by Jerry Hat Trick November 3, 2009

adult human female

A term used by terfs to describe themselves as cis women, while avoiding using the term cis or women, and basing the word female on biological factors

Terf: I am an adult human female.
Other person: just admit you are a terf.

by jazz161 November 13, 2021

Human Couch

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a person is extremely obese with fat rolls that if lifted like the cushions of a couch, you would most certainly find items like the remote control, change, dog toys, potato chips, crumbs, etc.

They had to bring in a fork lift the get the human couch out of his apartment.

by danfinaical October 16, 2008