ballsack on my head makes me happy

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys

gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy

by jonny!s! December 24, 2007

happy circuit

noun, countable
also happy circuit board
a brain neural circuit that makes you think that things will be better, easier, or more successful than is actually possible; a happy circuit is made of neurons and a neurotransmitter (capsaicin which is the active component of capsicum)

When the voltage of his happy circuit reaches the threshold, he neglects to pay attention to imminent personal danger, regarding it as someone else's responsibility.

by Abajian October 13, 2005

mr.happyface

A creepy and psychopathic murderer that tries to kill a little boy named Timmy.

"I'm gonna cut your throat open and use your blood as syrup on my pancakes, yaaaaaaay!"

by Mr. Squeakers December 12, 2004

Trigger Happy

To find a gun in a video game (Call Of Duty or Halo for example) and every three seconds squeeze the trigger.

That sniper made Johnson Trigger Happy

by ghettobooty117 August 5, 2008

happypuppies.net

An amazing site full of pictures and videos of adorable puppies!!!

guy 1: "bro go to happypuppies.net"
guy 2: "ok bro."
both: "Aaawwwww......."

by Ricraras May 31, 2015

Happy Birthday

1. A song sung on someone's birthday.
2. The act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or passed out; singing the happy birthday song.

My cousin was passed out on the couch so we filled up the dish basin with hot water and gave him a happy birthday, it was so funny!

by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006

happy clappy

A term mainly used by older generations to describe harmless, usually religious songs, or groups of singers. Songs sung at Brownie meetings, or by nuns visiting play groups for kids, for example.
Sometimes a guitar or piano features in the proceedings.
Often a tamborine.

"Were you there when the Singin Nun came by?"
"Yeah, that was so damned happy clappy."

by Wolfacius April 30, 2005