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bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022
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Cool on y’all hoes

meaning you don’t want anything to do with these hoes
“man i’m cool on y’all hoes
by i’m Cool on y’all hoes November 27, 2022
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Adam’s Hoes

A very long line of naturally beautiful and thick perfect master race Aryan blue eyes with a few black beauties in there as well.
“Wow Adam’s hoes sure do know how to please him”

Oh no Adam’s hoes rabid, cover your dicks!!”
by JackScepticNerves December 11, 2022
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The 4 hoes

A blunt mixed with 4 strains of weed
Hey bro did you hit that 4 hoes

(Friend) what 4 hoes?
The blunt has 4 strains of weeds it’s called the 4 hoes
by Dalph20 July 10, 2023
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who got more hoes than me

the term who got more hoes than me is a reference to a group of friends asking each other who has more hoes
"y'all talking about all these hoes but who got more hoes than me twin????"
by him yung niggy July 19, 2023
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Vongagin Them Hoes

When you find out a girl isn't just sus, but has in fact been cheating, playing you, or is being all around scandalous, so you pull up to her work, ejaculate on her windshield, and then write your name in it. (If she has no car, the windows at her job will suffice)
"Dude, I caught her cheating, so I Vongaged that hoe"

"Wow bro, I'm glad you've decided to stop being weak, and start "Vongagin Them Hoes."
by Yondo Funks February 7, 2024
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i hate hoes

when people say i hate hoes meaning these hoes weird and i hate hoes real bad
i hate hoes , i hate these hoes
by ahoeyoucantfwoenun November 20, 2023
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