I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them
by themacal December 3, 2006
Get the half hungmug. When you somebody wakes you up and you know you ain't had enough sleep yet cause everything is all blurry and stuff doesn't make sense yet.
I wuz sleepin on the train and some bitch bumped into me and when she said sorry i ain't understand her cause i wuz half-woke.
by DarkNova December 8, 2001
Get the half-wokemug. Someone who either has only one testicle, or a man with the balls to talk some shit yet not willing to back it up.
Cody is such a half-sack! He called me a pussy and then rolled off in his wheel chair! I was able to catch him though. I moved him to the intersection by the bar and put the brake on so he couldn’t move.
by CodyIsAPussyAssBitch January 9, 2018
Get the Half-Sackmug. A sexual act in which the penis is placed externally between the cheeks of the rear-end. This is akin to "doggy style dry humping" and is often an option when the vagina is temporarily inaccessible. Named after the Washington, DC, treat, most famous from Ben's Chili Bowl on U Street, because the act could be described as resembling a half-smoked placed on a bun.
by U Streeter May 18, 2010
Get the half-smokemug. by Zach Laflair March 19, 2008
Get the half-pipedmug. Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.
*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015
Get the Half Jokingmug. by alkfjalskfjALKsfj March 31, 2009
Get the faggot and a halfmug.