Seton Hall Prep

An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, New Jersey. Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the two. The two schools often meet in important playoff matches for sports including soccer, lacrosse, baseball, and football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall Prep because of their robust athletic programs and exceptional facilities, however, they are inevitably disappointed when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.

Example 1:
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 1: Oh, ew.

Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?

Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!

Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!

Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.

Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.

by Bob Ross1432 December 30, 2021

City hall bitch

A person who isn't worth marrying anywhere other than city hall

Oh my ex wife? She was a city hall bitch

by Ralphwiggum94 December 31, 2021

taylor hall

Plays hockey for the Boston Bruins and is sexy af.

I love Taylor Hall more than hot girls.

by Mynameisnotryan February 18, 2022

Jordan Hall Floor 3

Haiden has a GIANT Penis.

Evan is one sexy motherfuxker.

Jordan Hall Floor 3
Wow Haiden has a huge Penis!

Omg I’m going to Cum, Evan is coming.

by Filed in April 6, 2022

Page Hall

Signature shithole suburb of Sheffield that is rejected by the rest of the city. It comprises of several rows of run-down terraced houses, many home to more than 6 people. It has been ruined by Roma people who invaded the area en masse in the early 2010s and have driven out many of the normal residents. Page Hall must be the UK capital of mass brawls because of the amount that occur there.

Can't afford to pay to watch boxing so I think I'll just go to Page Hall

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 28, 2022

Heritage Hall

Heritage hall, where do I start. These prissy private school fucks can’t seem to find a decent gpa if you stuck it in their ass. Want to go to casady but don’t have the grades? Go to heritage! You’re probably stupid enough, you dumb pieces of shit. Ever been to a party in okc? Then it probably got ruined by a heritage hall fucker. Ever been to an all male orgy? Then you definitely go to heritage! Make sure you pack some lube cause that tuition is gonna fuck you in the butt. But that’s ok! Your uncle probably does that anyway, just be quiet and you’ll inherit the family business which you’ll run into the ground, forever searching for your father’s approval. If you don’t live in Nichols hills and Gaillardia … you’re a pussy! Thank you for reading the definition for this pitiful homo filled shithole of a “school”. Have fun sexually assaulting the rest of the world with your money and your bmw you sad pathetic fucks. Hope your ACT score is higher than your IQ you dumb fucks. Sincerely, the rest of the world. Pussies

The heritage hall student gently inserted his “penis” into the ass of his fellow heritage hall boy screaming “oh that’s good daddy”

by Bigdickslinger6969 July 19, 2022

ryden hall

ryden hall is a glasgow street warrior who shags paisley burds

“person 1: ryden hall is hot”
“person 2: defo i agree”

by smellyermawyabam😘 November 8, 2022