half cheek

half cheeking is when someone or yourself is on public transport and you sit down but you only sit own with one half cheek on the seat

person 1: that person you were sitting next to you looked crazy

person 2: yeah thats why i was half cheeking

by goobeejoo December 15, 2007

half hot

not fully hot yet but almost there

im just half hot rite now

by johnny barnes June 13, 2008

Half Past Midnight

The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.

"Hey so what did you think of the party?"

"Dude, I'm half past midnight I'm gonna..." zzzzz

by Your Beautiful Mistake August 19, 2010

half flush

The subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet's flush knob, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn't qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.

Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.

After draining the lizard at midnight, I opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the damn kids.

Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"

Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."

Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."

by shizzinator August 25, 2010

Half-n-Half Save

While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.

Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat

(Child falls in pool)

Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)

(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)

Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"

Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"

Man: Huh?

Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"

Man: "No Problem-o"

by jsanctuary13 June 22, 2011

Half a drop

n. (chemistry) a very small drop of liquid, smaller than a.. "usual drop" that it is only half of a drop. Thing is, how do you cut water in half?...

(Student A carefully drips certain chemical into a solvent as instructed by the teacher during chemistry lab session...)
Student B (furiously): Damn it! Uncle Chem said HALF A DROP! You added A WHOLE DROP!
Student A: ...
Student C: ... how 'you drip half a drop.. it's just a drop if it drops, dude.
Student B: *storms away with palms in pants pockets*

by W.S. Ho November 15, 2011

Half date

Two people like each other and want to date and are "dating" but don't see each other very often... They also talk all the time on social media and it's like they are always together even though they aren't. They are usually the type to be a "power couple" and many peoples "otp". They are super flirty at times but both of them don't really know what's going on or where there relationship is even though they both like each other. They are both very attractive and good looking. Both of their preferred social media is snapchat. They always have the snapchat streak going .Essentially they are dating but both of them are too scared to like actually say it because they never see eachother.

So you guys are going to half date?

Yess, exactly until we can see eachother more!

by Shpitzy October 29, 2015