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grease

an all purpose cuss word, in combination with other words
Aww go grease yourself, greasing greasehole
by dannyshamas December 3, 2010
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GreaseHands

1. - Aka - Michael Kabana. 2. Afilthy person who Fucks up Ps3 Controllers WorldWide!
There goes Mr.Greasehands... My controller is FUCKED!
by Mickey Rourcke October 14, 2011
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grease hawk

A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.
"Only a grease hawk like you would muck it up with that big ass broad."
by dportal June 20, 2011
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Greaser

Hangs out at the Grease Pit across from the Asshole Art students. Originally this was an insult to the Art students who didn't really like to be in the plays or musicals.
"Ew. Greaser go back to the grease pit."

"Greasers are fucking awesome"
by GreaserGirl20 October 9, 2011
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Grosseled

v. to get academically rapped, particularly in the area of science, by a wilderness lesbian multiple times. Limited only to southern Connecticut.
Dude your hands are bleeding, did you get grosseled today?
by Fatman2468 October 27, 2011
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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
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Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.
Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!
by SRG720 January 27, 2012
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