B.F.U.S.S.

A Blood-Feces-Urine-Semen-Stain

When Robert returned the book to Regina, he had left a giant B.F.U.S.S. all over page 37, which had seeped through the next four chapters.

by Pure Awesome Robert May 4, 2006

F.U.B.A.R.

Fucking Ugly Beyond All Reason
This refers to people who are well...fucking ugly beyond all reason.

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

F.U.F.F.

1. (adj) Fucked Up for Free (This is notably different than fucked up for fun, as being fucked up for fun usually costs money, and there are specific guidelines to what can be classified as fucked up for free.). In order to be FUFF'd, the following criteria must be met:

1. The substance in question must be procured free of charge (i.e. found, stolen, or given to the person)

2. The person must use the substance to achieve an altered state of consciousness.

Carly: "Dude.. I'm wicked high right now off the baggie I found in the hallway."

Chris: "So you're F.U.F.F. Congratulations!"


George: "Dude, I'm wicked fuff'd right now!"

Matt: "On what?"

George: "Paint, cough syrup, and non-prescription pain killers!"

Matt: (nods approvingly) "Good looks, man!"

by S.H.E.P. March 2, 2009

F.U.G.L.Y.

Fucking Unbelievably Gorgeous Like Yourself.

That girl is so F.U.G.L.Y.....in the good way.

by IrresistableAshGirl July 25, 2010

F-U-Yuyu

A person who causes small, tight knit communities to change meeting places with his often vulgar and usually insulting behavior, just to get away from him.

"Shit. We got an F-U-Yuyu on our hands. We might as well pack our bags."

by John Minor October 27, 2007

F.U.F.C.

Stands for F. U. Fire Crotch. Used when an annoying red-head starts getting on nerves or is just generally aggravating.

Paris Hilton Wannabe: Hey, like, party at, like, my house!
Lindsay Lohan Idolizer: Can I come??
Paris Hilton Wannabe: F.U.F.C.!!

by didntusemyrealname October 3, 2009

F.U.S.T.L.E

Future Universal Super Time Lost Empire

Wow can I only dream of a F.U.S.T.L.E

by Lolmeepmeep May 21, 2015