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Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)
Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."
by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021
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Messianic Satanism

Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being

or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major

branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been

born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often

called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the

Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.

Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also

often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that

point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage

imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the

religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
He Believes in Messianic Satanism.
by judgedredd7 May 1, 2013
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Satanic Jesus

Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.
"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
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satanization

to execute your current status of your free will without taking any social nor ethical evaluation of it into account or to put it very short: 'uncritical doing'
actively respecting the old folk wisdom of thinking before acting prevents society to become prone to any serious rate of overal satanization in respect to the accumulated practical decisions people make during the course of a day
by EndgamePuncher October 28, 2019
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satans kimchi

when wasabi comes out of your nose.
charlie was blowing out satans kimchi
by bjtdbz November 26, 2018
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satans orgasm

It’s when you orgasm/cum so hard ur heart goes into shock and emits a short period of pain from your body seizing up as you orgasm/cum
Yo I was fuckin my girl soooo damn good she got satans orgasm Nd not gonna lie I freaked the fuck out
by Yeet_meistro-1251 April 1, 2020
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Satan

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021
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